At one time or another almost all of us have felt invisible in a bar. Standing there, lost in a mob of people, while we wait patiently to be acknowledged so we can finally place our drink order. As the minutes tick by, most of us have probably joked to friends about...
5) Hot Dogs Some kids like them plain, some kids like them in a bun, some want them on a stick and rolled in cornmeal. Regardless of the form, every kid loves hot dogs. Even those a-hole hippie kids like tofu dogs or veggie dogs or whatever the hell it is they eat. 6)...
Let’s face it, most kids are picky little bastards. You put something as divine as a scallop and some creamed spinach in front of them and they look at you with a crinkled nose and a “who farted” expression on their face. When that happens,...
Let’s face it, most kids are picky little bastards. You put something as divine as a scallop and some creamed spinach in front of them and they look at you with a crinkled nose and a “who farted” expression on their face. When that happens,...
Because kids love Sir Mix-A-Lot and parents can’t get enough of that charming Square Pants fellow (or maybe it’s the other way around), Burger King appears to have enlisted both of them to make everyone as uncomfortable as possible. The odd combination,...
White wine stains teeth? I don’t get it. It’s white. Teeth are white. How can white stain something that’s also white? It just doesn’t seem fair. However, Health.com and their “legitimate reporting” seem to be contradicting my...
