You always hear that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, but women have an affinity for good chow too. It doesn’t take much to wow a date using food and you don’t need a 9 ½ Weeks spread in order to worm your way into a girl’s...
5. Show off your grill skills Not many girls are experts at the grill, so take command and show your date that you’ve got mad grill skills. Bonus points are awarded if you can learn how to determine a meat’s doneness without cutting into it–sawing...
4) Ethnographic Study You don’t have to be Jane Goodall to become absolutely enthralled by the bizarre assemblage of people you’ll come across while you’re dining at the typical buffet. From the elderly, to the morbidly obese; from the seemingly...
Seriously, you’re just tater tots with extra seasoning and a healthy amount of subtle racism. Fortunately you’re so delicious you can call yourself whatever you want and we’ll keep coming back for more.
On Tuesday, The Colbert Report offered an in-depth feature on the new lab-grown meat that’s sure to be sweeping the nation and preserving a sunnier future for cow’s everywhere. PETA has endorsed the creation of lab-grown meat in the hopes it will offer a...
Salad bars are becoming popular again. During the ’70s and ’80s, you couldn’t walk into a restaurant without running into one, mostly because they were often as big as a Winnebago. In theory, salad bars are a great thought–all that yummy stuff...
