My Waiter Has a Tail

In news too awesome to be true, the World Entertainment News Network reported today that a restaurant in Japan is setting itself apart from the crowd by offering monkeys as waiters. Even though it sounds like the monkeys’ responsibilities are limited to directing customers to tables and distributing hot towels, it’s still a pretty awesome restaurant concept. Plus, there’s nothing like having the added excitement of wondering whether your waiter is going to fling feces at you while you’re trying to eat.