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A Quarter Pounder Can Run a Marathon!?!

I’ve watched this commercial about eight times now, and I’m still not sure I understand what’s going on here. At first I thought the point was that a Quarter Pounder with Cheese is so manly it doesn’t need to do stupid stuff like exercise, or...

Food Graphs: First Edition

Based on years of empirical evidence, I have put together these highly scientific charts. If for any reason your research differs from mine, it’s probably because you made a mistake somewhere. I’d suggest you check your findings and try again.

8 Food Items That Are So Passé

Hip food items have a way of eventually becoming pedestrian and worn out, even if they taste great. This happens every few years when trendy foodstuffs and dishes seemingly end up–in some form or another–on every menu in America. As a restaurant critic,...

8 Food Items That Are So Passé

5) Enough With the Stinky Oil A light drizzle of flavored oil is a nice accompaniment to dishes such as pasta and pureed soups. But some chefs get a little heavy-handed with the truffle oil–usually grapeseed or olive oil infused with a pungent European...

Ode to an Airport Burger King

Airport Burger King, oh how I love thee… The delicious pick me up of a meal between flights, French fried potatoes, and Bacon Whopper delights. Why must you always lure me in? With a nod, and a wink, and a mischievous grin. Just ’cause I’m left with...