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Mexi fries youre fooling no on

Seriously, you’re just tater tots with extra seasoning and a healthy amount of subtle racism. Fortunately you’re so delicious you can call yourself whatever you want and we’ll keep coming back for more.

The Colbert Report Introduces “Shmeat”

On Tuesday, The Colbert Report offered an in-depth feature on the new lab-grown meat that’s sure to be sweeping the nation and preserving a sunnier future for cow’s everywhere. PETA has endorsed the creation of lab-grown meat in the hopes it will offer a...

10 Reasons You Might Want to Skip the Salad Bar

Salad bars are becoming popular again. During the ’70s and ’80s, you couldn’t walk into a restaurant without running into one, mostly because they were often as big as a Winnebago. In theory, salad bars are a great thought–all that yummy stuff...

Starry Starry Cake

Someone was kind enough to direct us to a picture of this impressive (and impressionist) cake that seems to have been inspired by Van Gogh’s Starry Night. While we’re definitely amazed at the level of detail, we’re waiting for the super creepy Van...

10 Reasons You Might Want to Skip the Salad Bar

6) I’ll Just Have The Salad Bar Many people trick themselves into thinking that if they go for the salad bar that it will be less fattening than, let’s say, a cheeseburger and fries. This isn’t necessarily so, though, considering all that fattening...

10 Reasons You Might Want to Skip the Salad Bar

Salad bars are becoming popular again. During the ’70s and ’80s, you couldn’t walk into a restaurant without running into one, mostly because they were often as big as a Winnebago. In theory, salad bars are a great thought–all that yummy stuff...