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But What Does It Taste Like?

If you’re an 11-year-old boy, you’ll probably find this hilarious. If, on the other hand, you’re about to put on your bifocals so you can figure out what’s so amusing about this product’s tag line, you might want to save yourself the...

Top Chef: Snooty and Pretentious

​The only positive re-imagining of this episode involves placing Robin, Eve (the 2nd one cast off the show, remember her?), Ron and Preeti in the same Bocuse d’Or-themed trial to see what abominations they come up with for this mega-challenge. We imagine...

Whos in the mood for spam haik

​Fork in the Road (one of our sister blogs), has been hard at work assembling the 10 best SPAM haiku of all time. Apparently they have scoured the interwebs looking at “over 3,000 examples from a dozen archives,” and, as is usually the case when...

Do Blackjack Tacos Make You Poop Green?

Yesterday I stumbled across this image suggesting that there might just be a green poop epidemic stemming from Taco Bell’s new Blackjack Tacos. ​After I finished laughing at the “more of a statement than a question” search query, I...