by admin37109 | Jul 9, 2009 | Blog, General
It would appear that much like the gentleman in the video, we have also been opening bananas incorrectly for as long as we can remember. But, just because “that’s how monkeys do it,” is hardly cause to trumpet this method as the one and only correct...
by admin37109 | Jul 9, 2009 | Blog, General
McDonald’s has announced they will be offering customers a free iced or hot mocha every Monday from 7am to 7pm. The promotional offer will begin next week and run through August 3rd, and this is one of the largest sampling initiatives McDonald’s has ever...
by admin37109 | Jul 9, 2009 | Blog, General
5) Okkikunare Drinks Translated to mean, “make them bigger,” this supposedly breast enhancing beverage is marketed to young women across Japan. We’d say it’s ridiculous, but since we can’t watch cable without seeing a commercial for...
by admin37109 | Jul 8, 2009 | Blog, General
In “totally necessary” food accessory news, The Today Show was promoting the Motorized Ice Cream Cone in what could possibly be the worst sales demonstration since the Corn Baller. The plastic cone rotates for your convenience, and from what we can tell,...
by admin37109 | Jul 8, 2009 | Blog, General
Much like the Motorized Ice Cream Cone, there’s really no practical use for a bed made to look exactly like a hamburger. However, unlike the ridiculously unnecessary gadget we discussed earlier today, the hamburger bed is totally awesome. Logically enough, you...
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