You may have heard of a Frank Sinatra, it’s a martini like drink made from 3 oz dry gin, 3/4 oz Blue Curacao liqueur, and 1 oz sweet and sour mix. Well, not every celebrity can be as famous as Ol’ Blue Eyes and have their namesake immortalized in cocktail form…until now. Daily Fork has created 10 celebrity inspired shots and cocktails that pack every bit as much punch as the stars they’re named for. We recommend you print this list out and carry it in your back pocket everywhere you go. You never know when you’ll have the opportunity to buy the host of The Feud the very drink he helped inspire. Could you really live with yourself if you missed the chance?
1) The Louie Anderson
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1.5 oz Butterscotch Schnapps
4 Tbsp melted butter
Survey says, “it’s fat-tastic!”
2) An Amy Winehouse
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1.5 oz vodka
3 oz Coke
1 bag pop rocks
Coke, crystal, and booze. It’s a total mess…what’s not to love?
3) The Seacrest
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0.5 oz Sour Apple Pucker
Served in a thimble
You know? Because he’s short.
4) The Larry King
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1.5 oz Early Times Whisky
With a splash of Bitters
Actually make that more than a splash.
5) A George Takei
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3 oz Mount Gay Extra Old Rum
Served on the rocks with a Maraschino cherry and a lemon-twist
Impressive career resurgence served separately.
6) The Wilford Brimley
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1.5 oz Vodka
1.5 oz Grenadine
1 oz simple syrup
1 tsp Splenda
Served with a Quaker oatmeal rim
The perfect drink for someone with diabetes.
7) A Samuel L. Jackson
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1.5 oz Black Velvet
1.5 oz Johnnie Walker Black
1.5 oz Myers Dark Rum
This drink is one bad mother fucker.
8) The Glenn Beck
Throw a bunch of random shit in a glass.
It doesn’t have to make sense, that’s the fun.
9) The Michelle Rodriguez
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1.5 oz Jack Daniel’s
1.5 oz Bacardi 151
And a pinch of Tabasco
It’s strong, angry, and will knock you on your ass.
10) A Kate Gosselin
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8 shots of 99 Bananas
Served with a glass of Royal Bitch Merlot
We’d make a drink for Jon too, but there’s no ingredient douchey enough.
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