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And the 9 1 1 calls keep a com

In yet another case of misguided rage resulting from a disappointing fast food experience, an Oregon man dialed 9-1-1 to complain about being shorted on his McDonald’s order. Apparently he was owed an additional 8 dollars worth of food and only received one...

Taco Bell Now Offering 100 Percent Unnatural Food

Usually we shy away from referencing stories from The Onion because, well, it’s The Onion, and chances are you’re already checking it out on your own. Still, there is the occasional piece that’s so relevant it demands to be referenced, and the recent...

Whats what when it comes to co

As an avid coffee drinker but only occasional drinker of what Dunkin’ Donuts would call fancy pants “Fritalian” drinks, I was excited yesterday when I stumbled onto the chart seen below. For a less knowledgeable coffee enthusiast, this simple...

Post Shredded Wheat: Putting the “No” in Innovation

Some clever new ads for Post Shredded Wheat are attempting to cash in on the stability and unwavering sameness of one of America’s oldest cereals. In an amusing speech from Frank Druffel, the company’s fictitious president, progress is bashed as being a...

11 of the Most Miserable Shots Ever Concocted

5) Bloody Tampon Ingredients: Tomato Juice, Vodka, and a rolled up napkin You suck on the napkin (after it’s been soaking in the drink) and then take the shot. Not sure where the name comes from… 4) Pink Penicillin Ingredients: 1/3 99 Bananas, 1/3 Midori...