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​Fork in the Road (one of our sister blogs), has been hard at work assembling the 10 best SPAM haiku of all time. Apparently they have scoured the interwebs looking at “over 3,000 examples from a dozen archives,” and, as is usually the case when someone does a large amount of painstaking research, we’re here to swoop in and reap the rewards.

Of the 10 epic haiku claiming a place on their list, the following entry might be the most poetic defense of SPAM we’ve ever come across:

And who dares mock SPAM?
You? You? You are not worthy
Of one rich pink fleck.

You can read the other nine selections here, and if you have any others to contribute feel free to post them in the comments or pass them along to Fork in the Road.

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