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Police are reporting that a woman stabbed her boyfriend in the chest because he wouldn’t let her have any Pop Tarts.

Apparently a domestic dispute turned ugly when 18-year-old Catheline Marie Colon attempted to grab a Pop Tart and was denied by her boyfriend (ex-boyfriend?). Like any sensible person, she retaliated by stabbing him with a steak knife, because when you’re in the mood for a Pop Tart the last thing you’re gonna do is let some jerk tell you “no.”

Obviously, we can only assume the altercation was over one of the fancy looking Pop Tarts with frosting and sprinkles. Otherwise this type of violence seems a little bit over the top.

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