Questions you can answer with

For some reason we just can’t seem to escape the new Arby’s commercial. Every time we turn on the TV, we’re getting smacked in the face with the tagline “I’m thinking Arby’s.” However, since no one we know is ever actually “thinking Arby’s” we’ve been pondering what questions would actually illicit this most unlikely of responses. So, without further adieu, here are 10 questions you could easily answer with the new slogan, “I’m thinking Arby’s.”

10) What’s that one fast-food place that’s never actually busy?

9) If every other option falls through, where should we go for dinner?

8) What’s the easiest target if you’re going to mock a fast-food restaurant?

7) Where does your high-school dropout brother work again?

6) Has there ever been a bigger disgrace to cowboy hats than Billy Ray Cyrus?

5) Any thoughts on where we can meet without being seen by anyone important?

4) What did you eat that could possibly make you spend 30 minutes in the bathroom?

3) What’s the name of that place we thought had gone out of business?

2) Where did that stabbing take place last Monday?

1) What restaurant has the most ironic slogan?