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For anyone sick and tired of drinking their Heineken from the distinct green bottle, boring old can, or even a mini-keg, the company has started offering customers an opportunity to customize their own beer bottle. Heineken’s new site features a surprising amount of options, and if you’re anything like us you’ll squander about 10 to 15 minutes of your day creating a bottle you never intend to actually order. As of now, the custom bottles are only available for delivery within Holland, which is a huge shame because our current custom bottles pretty much consist of peeling off the old label and making a new one with masking tape and a Sharpie. Honestly, we could have used the upgrade.

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