Food roundup for february 16

Here’s what was being written about today in the world of food and dining news:

• Cafe Society gets things started with five alarmingly awful food tattoos. Still, we’ll continue to defend the pooping cupcake ’til the day we die.

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• Squid Ink highlights the ridiculous new water menu at The Bazaar. Although we’d suggest that Penn & Teller’s bottled water episode of Bullshit should be required viewing before shelling out serious cash for, “microbiologically pure water from a 500 million year old rock formation.”

• The Hot Dish is playing sommelier, offering up five bottles of unusual wine.

• And lastly, Short Order lends a helping hand by recommending five iPhone apps for cooks and food lovers. Let the downloading begin.