Food roundup for feb 13

Here’s what’s going on today in the world of food and dining:

Let’s start off today’s recap by mentioning the shamefully bad Arby’s ad appearing in the new Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. For some reason we see it as an unappealing combination of the Janet Jackson album cover and a giant pair of moobs.

Also, for anyone with an establishment that has a little more class than Arby’s (as if that’s possible), here’s some valuable advice to restaurateurs. For some reason the tips fail to mention adding a word search to the menu so we can entertain ourselves while waiting for our order.

And lastly, in case you’re in need of some drink recommendations for an intimate Valentine’s Day evening, why not go with this Valentine’s Elixer? At the very least you can buy the licorice flavored version and make a few quality anise jokes while wondering why you’re still single.