Food roundup for august 27

Here’s what was being written about today in the world of food and dining news:

In “candy the world did NOT need” news, Cafe Society reviews Twilight Sweethearts, Forbidden Fruits. Finally an answer to the question, “What could possibly be dumber than the idea of a vampire that sparkles?”

I’m pretty sure he’s doing “blue steel”

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Fat City rounds up the 10 best lines about eating and drinking. Though we’re crying foul on this one since Daily Fork isn’t even quoted once.

The Hot Dish spoils the innocence of youth by exposing the world to the Gummi Bear Kama Sutra. What’s next, Teddy Graham porn?

And lastly, in read at your own risk news, Fork in the Road dares to venture into dark territory and reveal what’s actually in a Slim Jim. Some stones are better left unturned.