If you’re anything like us, then the word free probably catches your attention. And, in their Super Bowl commercial yesterday, Denny’s promised that this Tuesday (from 6am to 2pm) they will be offering a free Grand Slam Breakfast to, “Everyone in America.”
Since we appear to fit all the eligibility requirements, it’s not hard to guess what door we’ll be loitering in front of at about 5:55 am this Tuesday. Sure, we’ll probably end up spending most of the meal pondering whether it would be cheap to ask if tip is already included. But even so, for 8 hours tomorrow, Denny’s will be our Favorite. Restaurant. Ever.