In an oldie but a goodie, this classic clip from Wife Swap features a fat little turd of a kid freakin’ out and running away from home in protest of a new rule in which he’ll have to eat healthy food for…wait for it…an entire week! Obviously unable to cope with the possibility of postponing his type-2 diabetes any longer than necessary, he flees home in search of a bacon crusted utopia. We can only assume what follows is pretty much exactly like North, except with more junk food and a less likable lead.
