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This Fortune Cookie Really Lowers the Bar

I got this in my fortune cookie at dinner last night and was a little bummed out that in addition to getting no lucky numbers it seemed like the bar of possibilities was being dropped down a few notches. I feel like this is the fortune cookie equivalent of being told...

Thieves Steal $20K Bottle of Wine

​In a heist that sounds far from elaborate, a woman distracted a liquor store cashier while two men reached into a cooler marked, “Rare Wines” and grabbed a couple bottles each. However, among the bottles stolen was a 1945 Mouton Rothschild valued at...

“Pornographic” Wine Label Banned in Alabama

In an exercise of good judgment sure to keep the streets of Alabama safer for children, the Alabama Alcoholic Beverage Control Board has banned the sale of Cycles Gladiator Wines. The reason: the label is pornographic. A censored version of the logo is featured below,...

Portion Sizes Keep On Growing

​It should come as no surprise that over the past 20 years portion sizes have increased exponentially. And, like a rapidly expanding balloon our nation’s waistlines have grown right along with them. As obvious as this news might be, Divine Caroline has...

Move over boxed wine its boxed

​MillerCoors is currently testing a 1.5-gallon “Home Draft” system for both Miller Lite and Coors Light. The new boxed beer packaging is being test marketed in six different cities including Phoenix and Dallas, and is designed to conveniently fit in...