In an exercise of good judgment sure to keep the streets of Alabama safer for children, the Alabama Alcoholic Beverage Control Board has banned the sale of Cycles Gladiator Wines. The reason: the label is pornographic. A censored version of the logo is featured below, because we don’t want anyone gouging out their eyes or committing suicide over this ridiculous filth.
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Now that this horrible obscenity is finally off the streets, Alabama can turn its focus back to finally putting a less revealing robe on that slutty looking lady justice statue.