If you’re going to steal a sausage, what better place to put it than down your pants?
For one Australian shoplifter, this seemingly foolproof method didn’t pan out exactly how he’d planned. The 38-year-old Innisfail man was arrested on charges of stealing after being seen leaving a market with, “items of meat concealed in his shorts.“
Despite reclaiming the stolen goods, the meat was determined unfit for sale.