It’s a no-brainer that fast food restaurants are heavily frequented by fatties, broke people, and students, but nobody cherishes a trip to the nearest fast food chain more than potheads. Because of this coveted and dependable customer, we’re certain that the marketing bigwigs from some of the most popular fast food places in the country employ hempheads to craft a stoner-friendly menu. Here are 8 of the most egregious menu items that might as well have “munchie food” grilled directly onto them.
8) Cheesy Macaroni Bites (Jack in the Box)
Potheads can’t wait the eight to ten agonizing minutes it takes to make macaroni and cheese, and even if they could, they still wouldn’t be able to eat it with their hands. Jack in the Box’s Cheesy Macaroni Bites kill two birds with one gooey stone.
7) Chicken Fries (Burger King)
The idea of taking something that works perfectly well (e.g., a chicken nugget) and modifying it in a way that provides no additional benefit is quintessential stoner. And thus, chicken fries were born.
6) The Baconator (Wendy’s)
Two ¼ lb beef patties, two slices of American cheese and six strips of bacon. ‘Nuff said.
5) The Pizzone (Pizza Hut)
If the name “Pizzone” isn’t already a dead giveaway, consider the fact that it’s a pound of food folded into a wedge designed specifically for people who are too baked to go find a knife and fork.
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