In yesterday’s bizarre news, a man in Oklahoma City was punched in the face by a stranger who had apparently been coveting his bologna sandwich. The thief stole the sandwich, and ran off, leaving the gentleman with a swollen lip and an empty stomach.

The Associated Press reports police valued the sandwich at 76 cents.

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