Some people might try to tell you there’s no such thing as bad pizza. Those people would be wrong.
There are plenty of places to read about the best of the best, but sometimes dwelling on failure and disappointment is the more amusing option. Fortunately, a site called Matador Nights has tracked down the five worst pizzas in the world and is sharing their suffering with us so we can avoid these restaurants like the plague. Obviously you could pick on Domino’s, Pizza Hut, and other chain delivery options ’til the cows come home, but the locations scoring a place on this list represent a much more specific type of awful. It doesn’t take a genius to realize French fry pizza is probably a bad idea, but now you can finally have your suspicions confirmed. Apparently it’s exactly as awful as it sounds.
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