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“Pornographic” Wine Label Banned in Alabama

In an exercise of good judgment sure to keep the streets of Alabama safer for children, the Alabama Alcoholic Beverage Control Board has banned the sale of Cycles Gladiator Wines. The reason: the label is pornographic. A censored version of the logo is featured below, because we don’t want anyone gouging out their eyes or committing suicide over this ridiculous filth.

​Now that this horrible obscenity is finally off the streets, Alabama can turn its focus back to finally putting a less revealing robe on that slutty looking lady justice statue.

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