{"id":919,"date":"2009-09-11T15:48:54","date_gmt":"2009-09-11T15:48:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dailyfork.com\/10_rejected_slogans_from_bud_l\/"},"modified":"2021-04-22T19:38:34","modified_gmt":"2021-04-22T19:38:34","slug":"10_rejected_slogans_from_bud_l","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailyfork.com\/new\/10_rejected_slogans_from_bud_l\/","title":{"rendered":"10 rejected slogans from bud l"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bud Light Lime&#8217;s new commercial for the fact that their product now comes in a can has been getting some buzz online over the past few days. Mostly, we suspect, because it&#8217;s so desperate to be talked about that you just can&#8217;t help but give it some attention. It&#8217;s like the Octomom of ad campaigns. On the one hand, you shouldn&#8217;t dignify it with comment, but on the other hand, it&#8217;s too ridiculous to just ignore.<\/p>\n<p>If you haven&#8217;t seen the commercial, it starts with a woman looking directly into the camera and saying, &#8220;I got it in the can for the first time last night. I loved it.&#8221; Obviously she&#8217;s talking about butt sex. Everyone knows &#8220;In the can&#8221; is a popular euphemism with those promiscuous kids, so what else could she possibly be referring to?<\/p>\n<p>Cut to another woman saying, &#8220;I never thought I&#8217;d enjoy getting it in the can as much as I do. I was wrong.&#8221; Um, alright, we could see how this might be an area where you&#8217;d have some healthy skepticism at the outset. Glad to see you finally came around.<\/p>\n<p>Then the commercial cuts to a gentleman walking toward the camera saying, &#8220;I gave it to my boss in the can.&#8221; And suddenly we&#8217;re confused. Wait a minute? We&#8217;re not the type to pass judgment, but you might want to keep that sort of thing on the down low. After all, office gossip can spread like wild fire.<\/p>\n<p>Suddenly it occurs to us, this commercial isn&#8217;t for the joys of anal sex; it&#8217;s for a product that comes in a can. Pretty sneaky Budweiser. Well played.<\/p>\n<p><center><object width=\"560\" height=\"340\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/yZX9Rv_2_C0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/yZX9Rv_2_C0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"560\" height=\"340\"><\/embed><\/object><\/center><\/p>\n<p>So, in honor of Bud Light Lime&#8217;s ridiculously reaching and overly sexualized new slogan, we&#8217;ve uncovered a list of the 10 rejected slogans Budweiser took a pass on before finally settling with &#8220;I got it in the can.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>10)<\/strong> &#8220;Wrap your lips around it&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>9)<\/strong> &#8220;Who wants some head?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>8)<\/strong> &#8220;I swallowed the whole thing&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>7)<\/strong> &#8220;Let it explode all over your chest&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>6)<\/strong> &#8220;There&#8217;s nothing like a nice golden shower&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>5)<\/strong> &#8220;4 \u00bd inches, but super thick&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>4)<\/strong> &#8220;That was one tasty mouthful&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>3)<\/strong> &#8220;You&#8217;ll have multiples&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>2)<\/strong> &#8220;The froth is like semen&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>1)<\/strong> &#8220;Bud Light Lime is the butt sex of beers&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bud Light Lime&#8217;s new commercial for the fact that their product now comes in a can has been getting some buzz online over the past few days. Mostly, we suspect, because it&#8217;s so desperate to be talked about that you just can&#8217;t help but give it some attention. It&#8217;s like the Octomom of ad campaigns. 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