{"id":794,"date":"2009-07-07T12:54:26","date_gmt":"2009-07-07T12:54:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dailyfork.com\/the_daily_coffee_routine\/"},"modified":"2021-04-22T20:00:47","modified_gmt":"2021-04-22T20:00:47","slug":"the_daily_coffee_routine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailyfork.com\/new\/the_daily_coffee_routine\/","title":{"rendered":"The Daily Coffee Routine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday a friend alerted me to a comic on TheOatmeal.com, a site offering amusing <a href=\"http:\/\/theoatmeal.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">comics, quizzes, and stories<\/a> that seemed particularly relevant to the world of Daily Fork. It&#8217;s a painfully accurate depiction of the <a href=\"http:\/\/theoatmeal.com\/comics\/caffeine\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">five phases of caffeine intake<\/a>, and should be required reading for coffee addicts everywhere.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/theoatmeal.com\/comics\/caffeine\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\" style=\"display: inline;\"><\/p>\n<table class=\"image center\" align=\"center\" border=\"0\" width=\"300\">\n<tr>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Stage-1-Pre-Caffeinated.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/dailyfork.com\/files\/stage-1-pre-caffeinated.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"256\"\/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"caption\">Click the Panel to View the Rest of the Comic.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And, just in case you&#8217;re less of a coffee drinker and more of an undercooked meat aficionado, you can opt to find out <a href=\"http:\/\/theoatmeal.com\/quiz\/tapeworm_host\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">how many tapeworms can live in your stomach<\/a> instead.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday a friend alerted me to a comic on TheOatmeal.com, a site offering amusing comics, quizzes, and stories that seemed particularly relevant to the world of Daily Fork. 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