{"id":57,"date":"2009-02-20T10:51:24","date_gmt":"2009-02-20T10:51:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dailyfork.com\/8_fast_food_items_invented_by_page_1\/"},"modified":"2021-04-22T19:39:24","modified_gmt":"2021-04-22T19:39:24","slug":"8_fast_food_items_invented_by_page_1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailyfork.com\/new\/8_fast_food_items_invented_by_page_1\/","title":{"rendered":"8 fast food items invented by page 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a no-brainer that fast food restaurants are heavily frequented by fatties, broke people, and students, but nobody cherishes a trip to the nearest fast food chain more than potheads. Because of this coveted and dependable customer, we&#8217;re certain that the marketing bigwigs from some of the most popular fast food places in the country employ hempheads to craft a stoner-friendly menu. Here are 8 of the most egregious menu items that might as well have &#8220;munchie food&#8221; grilled directly onto them.<\/p>\n<p><strong>8) Cheesy Macaroni Bites (Jack in the Box)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\" style=\"display: inline;\"><\/p>\n<table class=\"image center\" align=\"center\" border=\"0\" width=\"650\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Cheesy-Macaroni-Bites.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/dailyfork.com\/files\/cheesy-macaroni-bites.jpg\" width=\"250\" height=\"235\"\/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Potheads can&#8217;t wait the eight to ten agonizing minutes it takes to make macaroni and cheese, and even if they could, they still wouldn&#8217;t be able to eat it with their hands. Jack in the Box&#8217;s Cheesy Macaroni Bites kill two birds with one gooey stone.<\/p>\n<p><strong>7) Chicken Fries (Burger King)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\" style=\"display: inline;\"><\/p>\n<table class=\"image center\" align=\"center\" border=\"0\" width=\"650\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Chicken-Fries.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/dailyfork.com\/files\/chicken-fries.jpg\" width=\"250\" height=\"250\"\/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<p>The idea of taking something that works perfectly well (e.g., a chicken nugget) and modifying it in a way that provides no additional benefit is quintessential stoner. And thus, chicken fries were born.<\/p>\n<p><strong>6) The Baconator (Wendy&#8217;s)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\" style=\"display: inline;\"><\/p>\n<table class=\"image center\" align=\"center\" border=\"0\" width=\"650\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Baconator.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/dailyfork.com\/files\/baconator.jpg\" width=\"250\" height=\"209\"\/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Two \u00bc lb beef patties, two slices of American cheese and six strips of bacon. &#8216;Nuff said.<\/p>\n<p><strong>5) The Pizzone (Pizza Hut)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\" style=\"display: inline;\"><\/p>\n<table class=\"image center\" align=\"center\" border=\"0\" width=\"650\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Pizzone.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/dailyfork.com\/files\/pizzone.jpg\" width=\"250\" height=\"250\"\/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<p>If the name &#8220;Pizzone&#8221; isn&#8217;t already a dead giveaway, consider the fact that it&#8217;s a pound of food folded into a wedge designed specifically for people who are too baked to go find a knife and fork. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a no-brainer that fast food restaurants are heavily frequented by fatties, broke people, and students, but nobody cherishes a trip to the nearest fast food chain more than potheads. 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