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<\/span>When you’re feeling particularly good about yourself, it always helps to remember there are people out there who don’t need to worry about trivial things like being able to pay bills, or planning for retirement. Some people have so much money they can’t spend it fast enough, and while you’re drinking value wines like some poor schmuck they’re sipping on vintages so classy you need a monocle and top hat just to look at them. Sometimes it’s not enough to know you’re on the outside looking in when it comes to the lifestyles of the ultra elite, you really need it driven home. Fortunately, Provenance Fine Wines was kind enough to remind us of the ridiculous luxuries we’ll never have by listing the 10 most expensive wines<\/a>. Suddenly our wine rack with that special $50 bottle we’ve been saving might as well be filled with Boone’s Farm and broken dreams. Thanks a lot.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When you’re feeling particularly good about yourself, it always helps to remember there are people out there who don’t need to worry about trivial things like being able to pay bills, or planning for retirement. 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