{"id":490,"date":"2009-05-28T10:49:22","date_gmt":"2009-05-28T10:49:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dailyfork.com\/monkeys_as_waiters\/"},"modified":"2021-04-22T19:48:55","modified_gmt":"2021-04-22T19:48:55","slug":"monkeys_as_waiters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailyfork.com\/new\/monkeys_as_waiters\/","title":{"rendered":"My Waiter Has a Tail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\" style=\"display: inline;\"><\/p>\n<table class=\"image left\" border=\"0\" width=\"112\">\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Monkey-Waiter.gif\" src=\"https:\/\/dailyfork.com\/files\/monkey-waiter.gif\" width=\"112\"\/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/span>In news too awesome to be true, the World Entertainment News Network reported today that a restaurant in Japan is setting itself apart from the crowd by offering <a href=\"http:\/\/www.abc2news.com\/entertainment\/weirdnews\/story\/Monkeys-work-as-waiters-at-restaurant\/RS2EQnEHFU2vY4Mh-Iihyg.cspx\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">monkeys as waiters<\/a>. Even though it sounds like the monkeys&#8217; responsibilities are limited to directing customers to tables and distributing hot towels, it&#8217;s still a pretty awesome restaurant concept. Plus, there&#8217;s nothing like having the added excitement of wondering whether your waiter is going to fling feces at you while you&#8217;re trying to eat.<\/p>\n<p>\t\t    <!--googleoff: all-->\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In news too awesome to be true, the World Entertainment News Network reported today that a restaurant in Japan is setting itself apart from the crowd by offering monkeys as waiters. Even though it sounds like the monkeys&#8217; responsibilities are limited to directing customers to tables and distributing hot towels, it&#8217;s still a pretty awesome [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-490","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-general"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v15.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Daily Fork - My Waiter Has a Tail<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"noindex, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Daily Fork - My Waiter Has a Tail\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"In news too awesome to be true, the World Entertainment News Network reported today that a restaurant in Japan is setting itself apart from the crowd by offering monkeys as waiters. 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