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<\/span>The Biggest Loser concluded last night, and after almost six months of intense workouts, diet, and incredible perseverance, Helen Phillips was crowned the winner and awarded the prize of $250,000. While supporting her achievements from the comfort of my couch by devouring some BBQ chicken and a slice of coconut cream pie, I couldn’t help but wonder if there was a less constructive way to celebrate someone’s dedication to weight loss. So, in an attempt to both make myself feel a little bit better, and also provide some pointers for anyone looking to pay a little tribute of their own, here are 10 ways to gluttonously celebrate someone else’s weight loss.<\/p>\n

10)<\/strong> Rip a tiny piece of skin off your fried chicken and throw it away as a show of solidarity. <\/p>\n

9)<\/strong> Eat a French fry for every pound you’ve watched someone else lose.<\/p>\n

8)<\/strong> Make a silent promise to follow in their footsteps and then power through a bag of sour cream and onion potato chips.<\/p>\n

7)<\/strong> Find a buffet and celebrate ’til the soft serve runs dry.<\/p>\n

6)<\/strong> Cancel your carry-out order and get delivery instead. That way you don’t have to leave the house.<\/p>\n

5)<\/strong> Use an actual pie to represent the person’s total percentage of weight loss…and eat whichever side is bigger.<\/p>\n

4)<\/strong> Compete in your own marathon by eating something from every food court booth in the entire mall. <\/p>\n

3)<\/strong> Show your support by eating lighter foods like whipped cream and cotton candy.<\/p>\n

2)<\/strong> Apathetically gnaw on a giant turkey leg while giving them a polite nod of approval.<\/p>\n

1)<\/strong> Down a 2,600 calorie large Oreo shake from Baskin Robbins<\/a>. <\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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