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<\/span>Two days ago, a man was arrested in Austria after robbing a pizza place at knifepoint and then failing to flee the premises before sitting down to enjoy his stolen pies. The man stated, “I know I should have run but those pizzas are good<\/a>,” which promptly got us thinking about some of the other food items that are just plain tough to resist. So, in honor of this food-loving thief, we’re giving you 10 more questionable reasons to get arrested for food.<\/p>\n

10)<\/strong> You dine and dash at an upscale restaurant but return a week later because the food was “just so good.”<\/p>\n

9)<\/strong> You pretend your McDonald’s hamburger has something disgusting in it in a desperate attempt to make millions off a lawsuit.<\/p>\n

8)<\/strong> You shamefully take advantage of the restaurant’s clearly posted (and harshly enforced) “one refill only” policy on all fountain drinks.<\/p>\n

7)<\/strong> You abuse 9-1-1 by using it as a customer complaint line when you’re unsatisfied with the service at your local fast-food restaurant. <\/p>\n

6)<\/strong> You misinterpret “family style” to mean that your meal needs to conclude with you shouting a series of escalating threats until police arrive on the scene and have you removed.<\/p>\n

5)<\/strong> You offer to pay “what the meal was worth,” even though it’s clearly not one of the few restaurants that works that way.<\/p>\n

4)<\/strong> You harass the waitress by continuously doing your impression of Jack Nicholson in Five Easy Pieces<\/i> until the police are finally forced to show up.<\/p>\n

3)<\/strong> You can’t help but riot when KFC refuses to honor your printed coupon for 2 pieces of grilled chicken, 2 sides, and a biscuit.<\/p>\n

2)<\/strong> You attempt to rob a Dunkin’ Donuts only to realize the stereotype about cops loving donuts is more accurate than you thought.<\/p>\n

1)<\/strong> You post a YouTube video of yourself working at a restaurant and defiling customers’ food<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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