{"id":423,"date":"2009-04-23T11:55:59","date_gmt":"2009-04-23T11:55:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dailyfork.com\/there_has_to_be_more_to_the_st\/"},"modified":"2021-04-22T20:00:57","modified_gmt":"2021-04-22T20:00:57","slug":"there_has_to_be_more_to_the_st","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailyfork.com\/new\/there_has_to_be_more_to_the_st\/","title":{"rendered":"There Has To Be More To The Story&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\" style=\"display: inline;\"><\/p>\n<table class=\"image left\" border=\"0\" width=\"200\">\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Pop-Tarts.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/dailyfork.com\/files\/pop-tarts.jpg\" width=\"200\"\/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"credit\">Flickr: Amanky<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/span>Police are reporting that a <a href=\"http:\/\/abcnews.go.com\/US\/story?id=7369877\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">woman stabbed her boyfriend in the chest because he wouldn&#8217;t let her have any Pop Tarts<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently a domestic dispute turned ugly when 18-year-old Catheline Marie Colon attempted to grab a Pop Tart and was denied by her boyfriend (ex-boyfriend?). Like any sensible person, she retaliated by stabbing him with a steak knife, because when you&#8217;re in the mood for a Pop Tart the last thing you&#8217;re gonna do is let some jerk tell you &#8220;no.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Obviously, we can only assume the altercation was over one of the fancy looking Pop Tarts with frosting and sprinkles. Otherwise this type of violence seems a little bit over the top.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Flickr: Amanky Police are reporting that a woman stabbed her boyfriend in the chest because he wouldn&#8217;t let her have any Pop Tarts. Apparently a domestic dispute turned ugly when 18-year-old Catheline Marie Colon attempted to grab a Pop Tart and was denied by her boyfriend (ex-boyfriend?). Like any sensible person, she retaliated by stabbing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-423","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-general"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v15.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Daily Fork - There Has To Be More To The Story...<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"noindex, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Daily Fork - There Has To Be More To The Story...\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Flickr: Amanky Police are reporting that a woman stabbed her boyfriend in the chest because he wouldn&#8217;t let her have any Pop Tarts. 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