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<\/span>Yesterday we wrote about a woman who stabbed her boyfriend in the chest because he refused to let her grab a Pop Tart<\/a>. Sure, we conceded that this sort of behavior might have been a tad excessive, but it got us thinking, is there ever a good enough reason to shank someone over a simple food dispute? Our assertion is, “yes.” Here are 10 acceptable reasons to stab someone because of food.<\/p>\n

10)<\/strong> You’re almost done making mac and cheese, only to realize they’ve drank the last of the milk.<\/p>\n

9)<\/strong> They preach about how it’s “cruel to eat meat” while wearing a leather jacket and fur-lined boots.<\/p>\n

8)<\/strong> They were out of chicken nuggets<\/a> (or there wasn’t enough shrimp in the fried rice<\/a>). <\/p>\n

7)<\/strong> They promise you a nice meal out, declining to mention that they were referring to “Fourth Meal.”<\/p>\n

6)<\/strong> They ordered their Kobe beef filet “well done.” And asked for a side of ketchup.<\/p>\n

5)<\/strong> They insist that the group order a veggie supreme pizza and then proceed to eat the pepperoni pie.<\/p>\n

4)<\/strong> They insist on splitting the bill equally even though all you’ve had is a salad.<\/p>\n

3)<\/strong> They won’t stop asking you to “check out this<\/em> $5 foot long” while pointing to their crotch.<\/p>\n

2)<\/strong> You wanted a Klondike bar.<\/p>\n

1)<\/strong> They stole your Pop Tart.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Flickr: sirwiseowl Yesterday we wrote about a woman who stabbed her boyfriend in the chest because he refused to let her grab a Pop Tart. 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