{"id":1226,"date":"2009-12-17T19:39:51","date_gmt":"2009-12-17T19:39:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dailyfork.com\/bread_alligator_is_downright_f\/"},"modified":"2021-04-22T19:42:11","modified_gmt":"2021-04-22T19:42:11","slug":"bread_alligator_is_downright_f","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailyfork.com\/new\/bread_alligator_is_downright_f\/","title":{"rendered":"Bread Alligator is Downright Fierce"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding: 5px 10px 0pt 0pt; width: 54px; float: left;\"><script src=\"https:\/\/dailyfork.com\/files\/tools\/diggthis.js\" type=\"text\/javascript\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>The <a href=\"https:\/\/dailyfork.com\/2009\/12\/bread_turtles_seem_too_cute_to.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">bread turtles<\/a> were cute, but this alligator could chew them up and spit &#8217;em right back out. It would probably be the most frightening use of bread since the <a href=\"https:\/\/dailyfork.com\/2009\/09\/bread_has_never_been_so_terrif.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">body part bakery<\/a>, if it weren&#8217;t for the sleepy-looking eyes and adorably crooked tail. Even so, this loaf is sure to make the perfect centerpiece for PETA&#8217;s next fundraising event.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"display: inline;\" class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\"><\/p>\n<table class=\"image center\" align=\"center\" border=\"0\" width=\"550\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>Via <a href=\"#\">Imageshack<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The bread turtles were cute, but this alligator could chew them up and spit &#8217;em right back out. It would probably be the most frightening use of bread since the body part bakery, if it weren&#8217;t for the sleepy-looking eyes and adorably crooked tail. Even so, this loaf is sure to make the perfect centerpiece [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1226","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-general"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v15.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Daily Fork - Bread Alligator is Downright Fierce<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"noindex, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Daily Fork - Bread Alligator is Downright Fierce\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"The bread turtles were cute, but this alligator could chew them up and spit &#8217;em right back out. 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