{"id":1206,"date":"2009-11-04T16:42:34","date_gmt":"2009-11-04T16:42:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dailyfork.com\/who_doesnt_love_a_good_poem_ab\/"},"modified":"2021-04-22T20:04:15","modified_gmt":"2021-04-22T20:04:15","slug":"who_doesnt_love_a_good_poem_ab","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailyfork.com\/new\/who_doesnt_love_a_good_poem_ab\/","title":{"rendered":"Who doesnt love a good poem ab"},"content":{"rendered":"

In honor of our new favorite incredibly specific food poetry blog, Poems About Onion Bagels<\/a>, we’re offering up our own little onion bagel haiku. Because, honestly, you can never have too many poems about onion bagels.<\/p>\n

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\nNot Before an Interview<\/strong><\/p>\n

Oh, onion bagel,
\nwhy did you do this to me?
\nMan, my breath smells awful.<\/p>\n

\nThis and other food related haiku will be appearing in our forthcoming poetry compilation, Who Ordered the Foie Gras<\/em>?<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In honor of our new favorite incredibly specific food poetry blog, Poems About Onion Bagels, we’re offering up our own little onion bagel haiku. Because, honestly, you can never have too many poems about onion bagels. ​ Not Before an Interview Oh, onion bagel, why did you do this to me? 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