{"id":1194,"date":"2009-11-24T17:40:27","date_gmt":"2009-11-24T17:40:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dailyfork.com\/the_ultimate_oreo_tower\/"},"modified":"2021-04-22T20:00:55","modified_gmt":"2021-04-22T20:00:55","slug":"the_ultimate_oreo_tower","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailyfork.com\/new\/the_ultimate_oreo_tower\/","title":{"rendered":"The Ultimate Oreo Tower"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just like counting the rings in a tree will tell you its age, counting the rows of cream filling in an Oreo tower will tell you how much time was wasted in constructing it. By our count, someone spent a good 20 to 30 minutes creating this high cal monstrosity. 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