{"id":1186,"date":"2009-11-02T12:23:14","date_gmt":"2009-11-02T12:23:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dailyfork.com\/sausage_thief_hides_goods_pants\/"},"modified":"2021-04-22T20:00:12","modified_gmt":"2021-04-22T20:00:12","slug":"sausage_thief_hides_goods_pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailyfork.com\/new\/sausage_thief_hides_goods_pants\/","title":{"rendered":"Sausage Thief Hides Goods in His Pants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\" style=\"display: inline;\"><\/p>\n<table class=\"image left\" border=\"0\" width=\"53\">\n<tr>\n<td><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>&#8203;<\/span>If you&#8217;re going to steal a sausage, what better place to put it than down your pants?<\/p>\n<p>For one Australian shoplifter, this seemingly foolproof method didn&#8217;t pan out exactly how he&#8217;d planned. 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