In “totally necessary” food accessory news, The Today Show was promoting the Motorized Ice Cream Cone in what could possibly be the worst sales demonstration since the Corn Baller. The plastic cone rotates for your convenience, and from what we can tell, allows the ice cream to drip all over your hands at an even more rapid pace. Nevermind the fact that now you’re dealing with an inedible cone, you’re also wasting two double-A batteries on something you could easily accomplish with about one-second of actual effort. Still, we can’t help but think this invention would pair perfectly with the ice cream glove.

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