Have a Ball at the Oakdale Testicle Festival

If you’re ready to “go nuts” then tonight is your night. From 6 to 10 p.m. at the FES Hall in Oakdale, California, the 7th annual Testicle Festival will be taking place in an effort to raise money for the Oakdale Rotary Club and Cowboy Museum. Apparently fans of the “country delicacy” gather from around the state to enjoy “mountain oysters,” and last year the event was able to raise over $28,000. Although there are plenty of jokes to be made about this festival, we’re going to take the high road and say that if it’s for charity we should probably refrain from making the usual (and obvious) ball jokes, and instead opt for a highbrow headline pun.