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In “products no one could possibly need” news, Urban Collector is offering a new energy drink made to look like blood. The sales pitch is simple, it’s “the world’s first synthetic blood beverage.” The site goes on to explain:
Not only does Blood Energy Potion have a similar nutritional makeup to real blood, but it has the same color, look, and consistency of blood. Get real blood nutrients without that real blood taste! The re-sealable transfusion bag style pouch provides the convenient delivery of fluids for vampires and humans alike! Contains no real blood, just synthetic!
Obviously the product is totally ridiculous because vampires can’t drink synthetic blood and humans shouldn’t want to. But aside from the obvious logistical issues, it just doesn’t look that appealing. However, there’s no accounting for the ludicrous devotion of the Twilight fan base.
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