Whether or not you actually eat the cookie, it’s hard not to be a little bit curious what the fortune is going to say. On a previous occasion, we brought you a laughably underachieving fortune cookie, but today it’s all about Food Network Humor’s list of the 10 worst fortune cookies. However, after looking at the cookie below, we’d say it could just as easily be titled the 10 best.

This can’t possibly be referring to the hooker we killed in 1985…could it?


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