A few months back we assembled a list of the worst, most unnecessary bacon products, and not surprisingly, more than a few of the entries were available courtesy of Archie McPhee. Well, the novelty gift store has at least one bacon product we must have over looked: an action figure for St. Anthony Patron Saint of Bacon.


?Even though the figure is only $4.95, we’re hard pressed to call it a “value.” Our thought was that bacon seems to be doing just fine on its own, and using a “prayer to assist with the enjoyment of quality bacon” is probably not needed. But, if you’ve got five bucks to spare and have a crippling fear of low-quality bacon, you know where to find the cure.

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