Cheetos arent the ideal weapon

It’s not unusual for couples to argue every now and again, but unless they’re fighting over whether to go with “regular” or “double cheesy,” Cheetos usually don’t enter into the equation. However, for one Tennessee couple, a shouting match turned violent and they are both now facing assault charges following a fight in which Cheetos were used as a weapon. Apparently the domestic dispute escalated, and the police report states, the couple was “involved in a verbal altercation…at which time Cheetos potato chips were used in the assault.” Unfortunately the report makes no mention of how they were used as a weapon, but as one might imagine, the report does state, there were “no physical marks on either party.” It’s hard to do serious damage with a normal bag of Cheetos; next time they might want to consider buying Giant Cheetos.