40 Pizza Rolls in a Little Under 4 Minutes

It’s hard to say whether this is an impressive display of determination or a tragic example of American excess, but after a couple viewings we’re kind of leaning toward the latter. While we applaud the fact that this guy has found something he can excel at, we’re definitely concerned for his overall health. It’s never a good sign when you’re panting before you even start eating, and once the challenge has been completed he’s as out of breath as an Olympic sprinter. However, since it sounds like he’s taking requests for his next challenge, we’re proposing a twenty-minute jog followed by a Vitamin Water.

Actually, scratch the exercise joke, nobody wants to watch that. Instead, let’s shoot for a family-size Papa Murphy’s Stuffed Pizza in under 10 minutes. That’s a challenge we’d pay to see.