10. You’re trying to hit the breakfast cutoff in two different time zones
9. You’ve got a 2-for-1 coupon for Medieval Times
8. You’re trying to find a vegan restaurant in El Paso, Texas
7. You found a Burger King that doesn’t enforce the height restriction for their play area
6. Two words: revolving restaurant!
5. Denny’s is giving away free Grand Slam breakfasts and you have 4 hours to kill
4. You heard that a McDonald’s out in the boonies still sells the McRib
3. You found out they’re giving away free bacon
2. Your pregnant wife is being an asshole with her cravings
1. You’re trying to perpetuate a racial stereotype
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