?We’re down to the nitty gritty for this season of Top Chef and no more lesbians, a few crappy chefs remain (in addition to the decent ones) and the brother-on-brother action is heating up. Here’s a list of the top 10 moments from this Wednesday’s episode.
1) Eli lives with his parents.
Seriously? And you’re admitting it on national television? There’s nothing else to say except that we’re pretty sure he doesn’t take a lot of women home (other than his mom).
2) Robin brings up the whole cancer thing again.
We know you had cancer. We’re not discounting the experience or the severity of the situation, but it’s overkill at this point. Yeah, we’re a**holes for that, but so is Eli.
3) Padma’s baby bump.
We hate the term “baby bump,” but somehow, it fits amid the cheese of this episode: the raunchy product placements, excessive bleeping and the emergence of the ubiquitous reality show phrase, “I’m not here to make friends…” (via Robin).
4) The emergence of the phrase, “I’m not here to make friends.”
Always followed by, “I made some great friends,” whenever someone finally gets the boot.
5) The chefs cook for an event called Pigs and Pinot.
Imagine the innuendo possibilities with this one.
6) The brothers heat up the rivalry.
We can’t wait for them to play mercy in the next episode until one of them cries like a little girl.
7) Kevin wins again.
He’s awesome, we get it.
8) Young people unite against Robin.
And she knows it.
9) Toby uses a hairy armpit reference at chef’s table.
At least he’s good for something.
10) Diana Corwin compares Laurine’s dish to cat food.
Well, Fancy Feast actually sounds pretty good to us.
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